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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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