What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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