Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

Dyslexics are teople poo

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

speak now or forever hold your pee

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

cliché rebecca black joke.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

test

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...