What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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