What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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