Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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