- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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