- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

What's red, blue & green all over?

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

You will not press the like button.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

You know whats better than 24? 25

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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