- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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