Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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People with cancer.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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