Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

what is orange? an orange

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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