Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Weed.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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