A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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your mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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