is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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