- Anti Joke

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.