- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Do you know the muffin man? No

why dont they make black forks

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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