- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Tucker Rivera

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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