- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

No thank you, I don't like violence

I grunt when I poop.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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