- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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A child walks into a classroom.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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