Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Women's rights

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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i lost the game

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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hi bye

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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The EPA.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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