why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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TIMMAH!

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like most people my age. im 27

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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