- Anti Joke

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

bees knees

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.