- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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