If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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