What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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this is not a joke. jks

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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