Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Mormons having fun.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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