A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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im gay

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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