Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Church.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Womens Rights

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

all jokes aside...

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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