- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Knock knock... Home invasion

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A black man comes home from work.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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