- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

its snowing on mount fuji

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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