"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

British Dentistry

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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