- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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