- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

Your social life.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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