- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

A black man has a job.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

world peace

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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