- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

everybody loves raymond

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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