A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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