How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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womens rights

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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soccer

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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