- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Penis.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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