- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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