Cheese stick

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Bumsniffer

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

black people

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

Female Orgasms

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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