What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Tony Romo

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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