- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Autism speaks but not really

butt sex

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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