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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What do you call a black man? Black

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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