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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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