What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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balls

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Spinabifita

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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