A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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