Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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oh hai

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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A black guy gets a job...

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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I'm Batman.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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