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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid