Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Sammi suck kyles chode

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Gorden Brown.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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