- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Are you a tree

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

j

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Wigan.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??