why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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A man walks into a bar

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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test

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Anti Joke

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