- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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