- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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