- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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