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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Getting up for a black person on a buss

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

guess what chicken butt

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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