What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

*prepares this to get negative votes*

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

women's rights

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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