- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What's the capital of Ohio? O

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

what do u call a apple a apple

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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