- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

How did th-A fridge.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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