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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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