Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

squash squash who squash my ass

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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