- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Justin Bieber hits puberty

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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