who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

darude- sandstorm

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

racism...deal with it!

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Anti Joke

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