- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

when debbie meets downer

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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