- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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