- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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