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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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