- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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