Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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The NBA and womens sports

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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