- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What's circular and round A circle

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What's funnier than 24? 25

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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