THE END.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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