A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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