- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

I woke up today

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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