- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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