Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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Andy Carrol

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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cats are pussies

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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