- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

give me a thumbs up

a fish swimming in the water swims

When is a door not a door? Never.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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