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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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I can count to potato.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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