Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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destiny

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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