- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Hillary Clinton

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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