What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

what do u call a apple a apple

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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