Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Dont read this joke

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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