Yo mama is so fat she died

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Choir.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Anti Joke

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