- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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