- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Apple juice.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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