- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Where's my tractor?

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Knock knock

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

mark is religion

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

David Silberberg is gay

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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