Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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GADZOOKS!

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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