- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

If i open this door you can go trough it

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

5 people are walking

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??